Mr. HedgeYerBets

My weathervane friend Mr. HedgeYerBets
he never made he deal that he couldn't break yet
he keeps wide open options and exit strategies
spends his life spinnin' in the breeze.

Mr. HedgeYerBets, Mr. HedgeYerBets
you're way too cool Mr. HedgeYerBets
sittin' in your chair, goin' nowhere
wake up Mr. HedgeYerBets.

My educated friend Mr. HedgeYerBets
he's a PHD in second-guess
he's a rearview clairvoyant of great hindsight
no matter what the deal he's always right

Mr. HedgeYerBets, Mr. HedgeYerBets
you're such a fool Mr. Hedgeyerbets
sittin' in your chair, goin' nowhere
wake up Mr. HedgeYerBets.

Mr. HedgeYerBets don't know what he's missin'
no matter what, he just won't listen
he just sees what he wants to see
he's as blind as you and me.

My renegade friend Mr. HedgeYerBets
he never found a cause that he could back yet
he's got brilliant opinions, he keeps up with the news
but cheatin' on his taxes is the best he can do

Mr. HedgeYerBets, Mr. HedgeYerBets
you're such a tool Mr. HedgeYerBets
sittin' in your chair, goin' nowhere
wake up Mr. HedgeYerBets,
wake up Mr. HedgeYerBets,
wake up Mr. HedgeYerBets.





©James Velvet